The title has nothing to do with this entry. I just thought, oh what the hey. Give them something to puzzle over. Who knows. Maybe this title has some obscure meaning to someone like Lemony Snicket. Or it could do with the fact that I have multiple personalities and the contrast between the custard and bacon is supposed to symbolize the differences between my two sides. This also could be an example of my infinatly enigmatic mind and a key to unlocking my inner workings! You could unleash some form of ULTAMATE POWER!! UNLOCK THE SECRETS TO BECOMING INVISIBLE WITH THE COLOR INDIGO!!! FIND THE ANSWER TO ETERNAL YOUTH!!!! Or maybe this has somthing to do with the fact that I made vanilla custard today and bacon is one of my favorite foods for breakfast.... It's a thought. Now, inadvertently, this title that was supposed to have absolutly nothing to do with anything that I am writing about, has everything to do with what I am writing about. Funny how that happens. Now that you have been completly bewildered by why you have taken the time to read such rediculous things and how I had the audacity to write them down, a good night to you and sweet dreams.